Diary of a Madman

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Posted on:4/6/08 @ 11:33 am
Subject: hello deadjournal
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i miss you

you are a reminder of simpler times.

sure, there was drama.. but looking back, i see it as a part of growing up.

you changed my life, deadjournal.

you're responsible for many good friendships and awesome memories.

i'll always be thankful for that.


:)
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Posted on:9/11/06 @ 03:32 am
Subject: Beat a Dead Horse Tour
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helloooo Deadjournalians......

for those of you who didn't catch my myspace bulletin,

PRIMUS is going on tour again!

they're coming to Toronto on November 15th at the Kool Haus

tickets go on presale this tuesday..

who wants to go with meeee?

it's going to be AWESOME!!! guaranteed!

yayyyyyy
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Posted on:9/4/06 @ 08:27 am
Subject: RIP steve irwin
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february 22 1962 - september 4 2006

killed by a stingray :(
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Posted on:7/22/06 @ 01:58 am
Subject: whamola
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just a little bit o' les claypool to make ya'll jealous:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=960464736&n=2


love Darren
(from toronto)
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Posted on:6/14/06 @ 01:49 pm
Subject: erica vs. the boy from the bus
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i look like a giant.
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Posted on:6/2/06 @ 10:48 am
Subject: i am made of shamrocks
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umm... wow.
so last night i had a phone number thrown at me from a hot girl on the bus.
i'm totally not lying...
it was really the last thing i expected to happen on the way to work,
but man.. am i ever glad i took that exact bus today.
as far as i know, this is the first time any girl has ever given me their number...
so i think i might have to frame this shit. hahaha
i'm not sure what compelled her to give me her phone number, i mean...
i don't think i was looking particularly that hot last night and i'm sure i probably looked scared when she approached me (since pretty girls are probably scarier than vampires)..
so yeah, i was in shock all night at work.
i'm totally not complaining though,
it's an awesome confidence booster.
thank you "erica"

now to work up the nerve to actually call..
haha
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Posted on:5/27/06 @ 09:32 pm
Subject: hey,
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how YOU doin?
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Posted on:4/21/06 @ 10:21 pm
Subject: NEW CLAYPOOL CD
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Bassist, songwriter, and virtuoso Les Claypool will kick off one of the most sustained periods of activity in his career on May 30th with the release of 'Of Whales And Woe' on Prawn Song. Marked by Claypool's wry worldview and the ferocious musical chops of the legendary bassist and his musical co-conspirators, the album is an aggressive tour de force that recalls his best work as one of the pioneers of alternative music.



Les will also be on tour in June & July, release his debut novel "South of the Pumphouse" in June on Akashic, and continue screening his feature film "Electric Apricot: Quest for Festeroo".



Feel the power: www.lesclaypool.com





source: www.primusville.com
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Posted on:4/20/06 @ 06:01 pm
Subject: it's official?
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SMASHING PUMPKINS! yayy
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Posted on:4/14/06 @ 12:29 am
Subject: let me die for your sins
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(this is gonna be WAY too easy, since i recently lost ALL my music... and was only able to recover the little bit of old stuff i had on my laptop... so there isn't much obscure stuff on here anymore... shucks.)

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post a line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: No cheating.


1: Staying late to find the thing they'll always let me do
I am a part of everything I've loved and hated so
You know I'd pay a lot to cry and try to understand
A flower's still a flower crushed to dust inside my hand

2: You've been searching for that someone,
and it's me out on the prowl
As you sit around feeling sorry for yourself


3: You gave me this
Made me give
Your silver grin
still sticking it in
You have some machine soul machine
Soul of Machine


4: Pinholes through cardboard
At the Sun
Passing the bucks by one by one
Leaving nothing in return

5: Do you ever wake up and find yourself alone?
Do you ever wake far from home?
What you believe
You'll wish to recieve
I won't believe in you


6: Johnny’s in america, johnny looks up at
The stars
Johnny combs his hair and johnny
Wants pussy and cars


7: They just know,
What they know,
What they don’t know,
What is what.


8: I took a virgin mary axe to his sweet baby jane,
lost my innocence to a no good girl, scratch my
face with anvil hands, and coil my tongue around a bumblebee mouth


9: Goddamn hot rod legs to the sky
With your back on the bar and your mouth open wide
Guilt on your face, big disgrace
Victim written all over your face


10: You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth
Let's be pals some day
In other words,
Put some clothes on and call me


11: Who will survive and what will be left of them?
Apocalyptic dreams see the ordinary madness
Who will survive and what will be left of them?
I never lock the dogs when the wolf is in the darkness

12: Killing gives him pleasure
Sleeping gives him pain
The only time he's feeling good
Is when he's killed and killed again

13: Drift as I dive
Find the deep
Out of reach of all light
Stars, ever far
Listless tides along the changing shore


14: Let roar these fears
To the whore of my tears
Pure as a lie, I pour to your eyes
Suck you like the sap from a tree
Honey from the dew, from the bumblebees, yeah yeah


15: His lawyer in the courtroom, made a noble plea.
And the judge he gave him eighteen months, but he was out in three.
When asked if he ever felt remorse while sittin’ up in that pen.
He said hell no, ya know a thief’s a thief.
And I’d shoot that fucker again.

16: darling boy
you’re on my mind, she says
i feel your skin
as if it’s mine
this pain it's sweet
too sweet to touch


17: Hello all you boys and girls.
I’d like to take you to the inside world.
It’s quite an irregular place to be.
But never fear you’re safe with me.
Well, maybe.

18: And in my prayers I dream alone
A silent speech to deaf ear
If you want love you must be love
But if you bleed love you will die loved


19: Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes now you’ve sewn them shut

20: I saw the moonbeam shine on her bootie,
I saw the sunbeam shine on her butt, I like it (me like it)
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Posted on:2/20/06 @ 10:41 am
Subject: cocktease
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oh billy. )
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Posted on:2/3/06 @ 09:38 pm
Subject: heh heh, giggity
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Posted on:1/23/06 @ 11:18 am
Subject: Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?
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Let's get out and vote!
Let's make our voices heard!
We've been given the right to choose
Between a douche and a turd
It's democracy in action,
Put your freedom to the test,
A big fat turd or a stupid douche,
Which do you like best?
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Posted on:1/15/06 @ 08:30 am
Subject: Electric Apricot
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umm... wtf?
haha, i recognize that "drummer"
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Posted on:1/13/06 @ 08:52 am
Subject: the iron spider
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spidey's new suit... as designed by iron man.

what is marvel up to now...?
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Posted on:12/11/05 @ 01:42 am
Subject: i'm halfway there!
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iT's bigger than my head! gah!

- "this guy's pretty bizarre, gus"
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Posted on:11/17/05 @ 03:35 am
Subject: it's here!
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now i just gotta wait a week to play anything else besides Kameo (and Halo 1 & 2, but they don't really count.)... oh, and Hexic... but that was on the harddrive.

it's gotta be the sexiest console ever made.
who wants to come touch it?

;)



PS// the pics were taken with my cellphone camera, hence the lower quality.
PPS// yes, i now have a cellphone.
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Posted on:11/3/05 @ 08:04 pm
Subject: sam fisher...armed robbery?
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18 days until the 360 comes out. i'm pretty excited... even though the game i wanted the most got delayed until spring 2006. there's still plenty of good launch games to choose from though.

tonight i start my new job as an overnight stocker at Wal-Mart here in Barrie.
should be interesting... heh.

well, i gotta go get my stuff together and whatnot...

oh, and this is for Nick & Ian ::



BEWARE SAM FISHER
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Posted on:10/20/05 @ 07:12 pm
Subject: Coma
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mmm... Buckethead + Serj. eccentric musical goodness.
it's a pretty awesome cd... despite not having many songs.

life has been crazy and sucky and crazy.

i haven't slept. i am sick as fuuck.
feels like death is creeping up my body.
it's frickin eerie.

my room smells like rooibos. i really gotta stop spilling things..


shit i think i spaced out... an hour just passed.

i am a jerk.

i want this:

les claypool is a god.

i got my party in a box the other day... can't wait until i get the actual 360 to go with it. i heard i may get it between the 15th and the 18th of november.

ramble.
ramble.
i'm rambling, aren't i?

shit.
well,

i'm Darren, nice meeting you all.
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Posted on:10/4/05 @ 11:16 am
Subject: *jaw drops*
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apparently i just won an XBOX 360!!!

wow... this is awesome!
i NEVER win anything.
now i don't have to worry about not being able to afford one.
i am still in shock,
you can see my name on the winners list at befirsttoplay.ca
i won on Monday October 3rd, 7:00:00-7:59:59 PM
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